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0. The full meaning of Nigeria
N: Never
I: Intimidate
G: Garri
E: Even
R: Rice
I: Is
A: Aware
They can’t teach you this in school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1. Children first! Children first! Naso rice take finish for church today. I no chop 🥹😩😭😭 😂😂😂
2. Putting Africa kids to bed always look like a robbëry attack.
“oya!! Lïe down, close your eyes, face the bed, don’t move your legs. If I hear ‘pimmm’, you will hear ‘wiiinn!!!”🙆♀️
Nigerïan mothers why? 😂😂😂😂
3. My neighbour’s daughter, Favour is pregnänt, I’m leaving that house ’cause that girl can lïe ehn 🚶♀️🙄😂😂
4. I can’t forget the day a Yahoö boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is =>
S= Success
C= Comes
A= as
M= Miracle
😳😂😂😂🙆♀️
5. Welcome to Nigeria, where someone will lost his phone of 70k, and be like “it’s not the phone that is painïng me, but my sim çard” 😩. Bros are you OK at all ? Sim çard of how much ? 🙄😂😂😂
6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k; I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲
Too much caring😂😂😂
7. I can’t believe that I’m related to Bill Gates 🤭…
His mother and my mother are both MOTHERS 😳😇😂😂😂
8. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 🥲😂😂
9. Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legs 😩🙆😂
You already know what I’m to say… if you know you know 😕😂😂😂
Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me 🥰🥰🥰
Comedian Youngeverbest
Metropolitan 